Spider-Man 2

I’m normally pro-bald but it doesn’t work on him. He can well afford rogaine or hair plugs

Know what happens to a moon when it’s struck by lightning? 

I can’t imagine it being any different 

*Crimson Dawn

I hope they show actual book-writing. Like each episode is one of the 285 rules of acquisition galactic crime

I hope they get into some of the other crime syndicates and that Tattooine isn’t his end goal, as that’s a pretty sad end goal. I’m assuming Jabba had a vast empire and Tattooine was just his base of operations because nobody gave a fuck about it, so he was off the radar

It’s all I ever wanted out of Star Wars, the crime and creatures element were always the best parts. Keep the Jedi out of it! 

The first Star Wars had a good one too. Much better than the prequels. 

It wasn’t. Fett was never in the first Star Wars (unless you count his cameo in the Special Edition, which you shouldn’t, where he’s with Jabba but has nothing to do with Owen and Beru who had died by then) and the movie makes it clear stormtroopers did the burninating. 

He tried to kill  Luke quite a bit too, even when Vader didn’t exactly want that to happen

*Philosopher’s Stone. derp

My first impression of Sam was his review of a RHCP album. While I get not liking the band, he was also completely wrong with how he described the songs, as if he didn’t actually listen to the album.

It was perfect for the moment, especially as Sinema’s reputation was already plummeting 

no

mmmmay I ask why?

Is that like Channel131?

Damn Freemium TV

Janet had a Quantum baby with him while stranded there 

I’m hoping it’s somewhat like his scene in Zombieland