If they’re going to accuse you of being a progressive anyway, might as well do the right thing and vote like one. 

What if I told you that you could listen to a podcast where we celebrated the centrist fecklessness of the Obama era?

Because that’s where black people in the West Indies came from Nigeria, or west Africa probably.

All you people who scoffed whenever I said LeBron is better than Jordan can go to Hell.

You’ve heard of Twitter.

When a joke is as bad as the football game in question. 

I get your point, but the 49ers stadium is way down in that yellow shaded area on the air quality map. Hell, I’ve been told it’s so far away, it may not even be on the map at all.

Anyone wanna know all that I know about Tommy Boy?

Petrino mounts his hog and rides off to join Papa John and Rick Pitino in Louisville athletics heaven.

Pretty hypocritical of Deadspin to write about CTE and then get angry about safety in a football game.

Randy, How?

“The Vikings’ offense, operated by the independent-thinking coordinator Bob Schnelker, may need some rethinking. How can an offense with wide receiver Anthony Carter and Walker in the same lineup be so ineffective?”

Soccer players, always with the embellishment. 

If only Muschamp had gotten ready for Florida back in 2011.

The critics of Maryland and Rutgers’ addition to the Big Ten were absolutely right. Real Big Ten schools, like Penn State and Ohio State, let great coaches off the hook for major moral and ethical failures. But DJ Durkin is no JoePa or Urban Meyer. It’s embarrassing to the rest of the conference that Maryland would do…

Jesus, another blue line violation. 

America, so much demand for racism that we also have to import it from overseas.

But Packers fans are handling this whole situation far worse than anyone else

Are we not going to address the almost as egregious Kid Rock guy?

Browns beat reporter Mary Kay Cabot characterized the skirmish as a “power struggle,” with ownership reportedly split on whether to fire Jackson or Haley. It appears that not everyone agreed on who to fire.