Hey Rick Reilly, this asshole is stealing your material.

I look forward to flying into the Fitzpatrick International Airport at One Buccaneer Place.

Nice to see a Harvard kid finally get a shot.

Pete Carroll can’t resist a good inside job. 

Hinkie is the type of person who would brag about reading Ulysses when he’d only read the Cliffs Notes. Then, if you called him on his bullshit, he’d just claim to be more efficient than everyone else and that regular people are wasting their time by reading Joyce.

Man, how I miss “How Hard Did The Rock Ball Last Night on Ballers?” It was the 500 Days of Kristin, but sports.

My issue with the bagel is that it’s such a Samantha thing to order.

This is absolutely disgusting. We have a President who doesn’t even possess the intellectual bandwidth to also say insane shit about the anniversary of Benghazi.

I tried this once, but apparently it’s against the law to clandestinely videotape in a Fuddruckers. 

Would have been useful earliest this morning when I didn’t need to hear a profile of Lee Greenwood.

Auburn is just south of Kent and north of Sumner, dude.

“It’s not my job to do that!” may have worked at Penn State, but this is the NFL, Bill.

Normally just a few hours. 

This is why doctors recommend a daily stool softener, even for healthy adults.

At any rate, a face-to-face meeting with Bill Belichick ultimately reaffirmed the two sides’ mutual commitment

Jesus, if there were a more nationalist government than Abe, forcing superstar dual-citizen athletes to make a choice of nationality will be the least of anyone’s concerns. 

If anything, because she’s a very public figure, it won’t be enforced. She’s representing Japan internationally, which is the most anyone can ask for. The Japanese government is willing to look the other way even more, if you’re representing the country well in sports. Half-Japanese athletes make up a decent…

“There goes my hero.” - Roger Goodell, watching as Mark Emmert walks away

Damn, he really has an axe to grind with Cory Lidle.

My favorite aspect of the Vanilla Ice story is that he is living the dream up in business class on the upper deck and completely oblivious to the suffering of the hundreds in economy just one deck below. Must be nice.