I would really like a feature that disabled navigation once a child starts a movie. That way they have to watch the entire show instead of just navigating away the moment they get bored or the slow shows down. But my impression is that my reasons for wanting such a feature don’t align with Netflix’s bottom line.

“This is the first Academy Award for The Player’s Tribune.”

“Fuck this Beatle.” - Heather Mills

I bet that thing would sell for thousands in Japan. There is hella money in rhinoceros beetle collecting there.

What is Young Drew going on about now?

Anything but Spirit.

THE ARISTOCRATS!!!1

It’s counterproductive to refer to someone as a “General” and then make them the scapegoat for starting a needless war.

Vindicated in Rural Lithuania: The LaVar Ball Story

If anything, this year’s Super Bowl is evidence of how valuable having a quarterback who can catch the ball is.

When I posted this comment, I hadn’t listened to the podcast so I wasn’t aware that this was literally the first question asked.

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is like saying that professional basketball goals will be worth four points

SOUND FAMILIAR?! I guess you guys were so bereft of ideas for tastefully erotic Travel Porn films that you STOLE my work without any credit!

With a name like Greenwell, I can only assume that she is doubling down on Marchman’s anti-air conditioner takes.

I think the correct plural is Johns Kelly.

What is the Trump Administration if not a collection of second round picks and undrafted free agents?

God, now we’re going to spend the entire offseason talking about Bob Kraft’s pissant illegitimate kid.

Typical terrible RichRod advice. Everyone knows it’s so much easier to control her if you don’t educate her.