If you’re an Olympic athlete and you hook up with a famously attractive media personality, I think it counts. But your point about locals stands.

Articles like this are why America deserves only sibling ice dancers.

“Having great hitters only makes it harder to sacrifice bunt.” - Donny Baseball

Bill Polian and Mike Lombardi are the same guy, right?

A letter so morally bankrupt, I’m surprised it’s not being featured in The Player’s Tribune.

+1 football through a tire swing

+1 abortion contract

It says something about the NBA that even an “exciting” exhibition game featured something like four timeouts and a lengthy (and incorrect) replay review in the final two minutes. And it was still light years ahead of previous All-Star Games.

Thankfully it wasn’t one of the brother-sister teams.

Who would have thought someone who released a song titled “Let’s Get Retarded” may not be the greatest arbiter of taste?

“No collusion!” - Bill Self, after the game

“But the rich are allowed to play by a completely different set of rules!”

We don’t need another concern trolling op-ed about the Trumps.

Eh, it’s still better than Bret Stephens’s op-ed about the reptilians.

“Sucks to be you, Bengals.” - Major League Baseball teams

As someone who wasn’t quite sure what to make of all the brother-sister pairs, the last paragraph of this article is great. It’s nice to know that I’m not the only one who has had such thoughts.

And his base will praise him for his courageous response because this is more than what he did after the Las Vegas shooting.

This is like a Nathan for You skit, except without the humor.

Goddamnit Steve Kerr, you’re making it so hard to root against the Warriors.

That year at Duke really made a big impression.