Dude is a young lamb led to the slaughter.

Oh man, you’re right. Mark me down for poor reading comprehension.

This is how it’s done, Tennys.

“Let’s have you think about your shot as much as possible, Markelle.” - Sixers coaching staff

Are we sure Black History Month is good?

I’m rooting for him because he publicly put Mike Pence in his place.

Similarly, I am rooting for Kim Jung Un’s sister in whatever event she’s competing in.

Always grammar truthers.

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Nicer than 69.

Top to bottom, a climactic run.

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Even in retirement, Eric Wynalda prevents the USMNT from winning.

This is just further evidence why the USMNT needs to keep selecting Chris Wondolowski to play in important games. He doesn’t write nasty articles about the coach when he loses.

Great analysis, until the part where he takes Foles to task for not running out of the back of the end zone.

Right after the strip-sack, the broadcast cut away to a completely bewildered and incredulous Belichick. The look on his face was the same as so many opposing coaches in situations past. And making it even better was thinking about all the awful Pats fans whose hagiographies of Belichick and his 4-D chess I’ve…

Patagonia’s return policy is not as generous as L.L. Bean’s. My experience with it is that there needs to be some sort of defect or performance issue. You can’t simply return a product because you don’t like or use it anymore.

“Another Deadspinner advocating that his enemies be killed.” - Fox and Friends

This is in poor taste after the Bud Harrelson story.

Tom Ley is just the pseudonym for a broey Magic 8-Ball.

Poor Matt Flynn, further erased from the history books.