Lucky dude has a girlfriend to boot.

I’m sorry if you were offended.

Best of luck to Marchman as he rides his penny-farthing off into the sunset.

Similarly, Burneko is expressing concern.

Two guys who went to Duke think they’re smarter than everyone else, color me surprised.

This is the suicide forest of sports takes.

Maybe they knew but wanted to keep it a secret until they could use it to terminate him for cause when the team’s performance went downhill (for unrelated reasons). Oh wait, that’s a different NFL team.

“Bwahaha.” - Roger Goodell

Richie Incognito looks like what Krang from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle’s body would be if it were a real person.

Deadspin’s coverage is already wide left.

It’s nice to see the before picture of the kids who write those sweet letters to the Vikings kicker after he blows the game.

Excellent tips. On 6) I’d only add that, for a first-time tourist to Tokyo, I’d actually recommend taking the various Airport Limousine Busses from Narita into the city, especially if you have any luggage. With so many buses, one of them will likely get you directly to the place that you want to go and at surface…

At least Bruce Arena appears to have landed on his feet as a youth coach in Japan.

Keep fuckin’ that chicken, Trump.

I can’t wait for January 17th when ESPN wins the Sports category at the Presidential Fake News Awards. It’ll be like the ESPYs but with gravitas.

Should have been you, Darren Rovell.

/Sorry, I thought we were just naming things that are cutting edge.

BWAHAHA

From that Seattle Times report:

RIP Derby. We will miss your wisdom, good boy.

By all means, let’s have Oprah be president.

“Everyone knows you only get the flu if your body is made soft by the effects of air conditioning.” - Marchman, probably