A phallic victory, if ever one existed.

The only thing I question about Breer is whether or not he’s self-aware of his own racism. While it doesn’t really matter, I could see Breer’s approach to journalism as a product of privileged background in which he’s never had to think much about the structures of the world and the assumptions and power relationships…

I somewhat disagree. Almost all of these people, except Breer, peddle in a sort of self-aware cynicism of hot takery and provocation. Meanwhile, Breer couches all of his takes as journalism while simultaneously serving as the league’s mouthpiece, like a good Peter King employee. I feel like his dishonesty is much more…

In 2017, we have somehow found ourselves living in a world where even our President and his racist takes qualify him as a “sports media personality,” not to mention arguable the most offensive one.

I dunno, I mean, this guy wasn’t going to be elected governor anyway, and now we’re talking about him online because he is both incredibly mysogynistic and really stupid. But lost in all this is that no one is challenging that he’s fucked “approximately 50 very attractive women” and possibly a really famous dude. This…

In this regime, sex is special. It’s the most intimate form of communication on this road of mutual discovery and union. It’s done in a giving frame of mind. It signals that the other person has won the trust of your heart and you are offering up the most vulnerable part of yourself.

He probably just wasn’t paying attention during the Civil Rights Era and missed all the good ol’ Democrats of yore becoming Republicans.

No way this guy’s fucked.

Goodell’s entire career has been the result of people confusing correlation with causation.

Goodell has a negative VORC (value over replacement commissioner), so I’m surprised some of the analytically-minded owners aren’t more furious about Goodell’s performance. Hell, even to football lifers, his tenure screams GLORY BOY!

Where’s a Lemon Law when you really need one?

I didn’t realize that people in the US without infants actually know what Bamba is. I just assumed their American marketing strategy was word of mouth from woke pediatricians concerned with avoiding peanut allergies.

Just another example of Southerners getting banned from the mall after bad behavior with teenagers.

Says teams who claim they aren’t making money are practicing “Casper Finance

This is the owners’ equivalent of a middle finger emoji directed at neo-Nazis.

+1st Overall Pick

I know I know the form went to hell so I’ll save you the need for commenting.

Maybe he pulled a Donald Jr. and wrote “off the record” on the top of the police report.

Welcome to Hell, where you desperately wish the #brands would just stick to sports.

Checks out. Arizona is filled with dicks.