I like to think he quit because he didn’t want to profit off the harm ESPN was causing to people’s brains.

My hot (though actually cold) take: the Lions won’t be good until they stop playing in a dome. They’re giving up really good home field advantage playing indoors, especially late in the season.

Counterpoint: the Browns and Bills (though they were good once) also play outside.

To be fair, Llamas is Spanish for “You call.”

This dude is Mayhem.

Maybe Trump was right after all; Hamilton is highly overrated.

Today’s Cold Pizza is tomorrow’s First Take.

At any rate, the Tiger-Cats don’t seem to have seen it coming—when asked if the team would consider not hiring Briles due to backlash, Mitchell had plainly answered “No.”

Not to be confused with Keith Winning.

Canada’s totally going to build a wall.

He could have had the best of both worlds by catching the ball and then easily covering the “N’T” on the sign. What a moron.

Credit to Ainge. No matter what happens, the Celtics have solved the dilemma of whether or not to offer Isaiah a max extension after next season. The biggest loser here is IT.

+1 Palace-based Malice

As I responded to someone else below:

My impression is that these types of paying viewing - those hoping for him to get his ‘comeuppance’ - are overrepresented on sites like Deadspin. Mayweather is always hanging out with famous athletes and the Biebers of the world, so I’m of the impression that a lot of people view him aspirationally. I just can’t…

As a non-boxing fan, I’m confused by Mayweather’s ability to make so much money, given all of the experts’ proclamations about boxing’s death. He’s obviously a very good, possibly great, fighter, but his fights are always considered boring and he doesn’t seem to be a particularly good heel. What is his appeal to the…

Are we not going to acknowledge Ace Ventura’s rampant transphobia?

I mean, on NFL Mondays, you will see every highlights from every game played on Sunday. Every one.

From these gifs, I assume it will be harder for McGregor to win his fight against Floyd, seeing as, if he miraculously manages to land his left, he won’t be able to continue punching Floyd once he’s on the canvas. It’s almost like MMA and boxing are completely different sports with completely different rules.

Despite all the progress that we’ve made since 2005, this article reminds us how much more work is left to be done. When will we finally stop having people suffer through live baseball games?

If only he’d played a more valuable position, like kicker.