Man, even Marchman’s Ron Howard takes are bad.

Unity is the virtue of the damned.

John McCain would like a word.

“I don’t see what the problem is. Face-lifts are elective procedures.” - Republican Voter

This is true. You’ll never see an NFL Super Bowl preview comparing each of the players to a character in The Untouchables.

What an idiot. Dude leaves the Bulls and then wants beef.

The ironic thing is that Doc seemingly ignored Austin for much of his life. Then, when he finally starts showing up as a father, he gets absolutely shit on by everybody.

I can’t tell what’s worse, Ricketts or rickets.

Things haven’t been this fucked for Norman since his final round at Augusta in 1996.

The greatest trick Phil Jackson ever pulled was to convince James Dolan he wanted to stay.

Looks like one hell of a crowd.

Soon we’ll all be like James Harrison, playing Hooverball and living in Hoovervilles.

Eh, even a broken clock can forward your comment to charles shipan at your university.

The brand new NBA Awards, aka Let’s Remember Some Guys 2016-17 edition, hosted by Drake.

Dude would have beaten Rodman and Malone in their primes.

I’m pretty sure “pagan angel” is a misnomer.

Goddamnit Burneko, keep your government hands off my Medicare.

Oh, I thought you were referring to that racist logo.

C’mon man, show Isaiah Thomas some respect.

Other than Selanne, let’s remember some very good guys.