American athletes will likely perform terribly at the Games. They’ll be too exhausted from 8 years of non-stop winning.

Man, Tiger has found a way to turn a DUI into just another sad story about his demise.

You don’t need to because Big Baller Brand isn’t for women.

Even worse than LaVar are the parents of the other kids, who likely pay large sums of money to facilitate LaMelo’s contested pull up threes and blowout losses.

“We’re here to honor both baseball’s unwritten rules and America’s fallen heroes.” - New Era Cap Co.

Terry should have gone with the old “I’m sorry if you were offended.”

“Frei said in the apology the source of his anti-Japan angst was rooted in his father having fought in World War II.”

Talk about a real bust in the Chappelle Show racial draft. First overall.

Does this count as another major?

+1 season spent playing entirely on the road

I’m curious what he’s carrying around to necessitate cargo shorts.

The is the film that Brock Osweiler was talking about when he said he could start for Cleveland.

If only he had stuck to sports.

Looks like Binghamton’s rebranding is really filling the seats. Almost as well as Hartford’s.

Sorry lady, I only consume former athletes’ right-wing political commentary in meme form.

Is this story fact or fiction? I hope Pete Carroll can figure out the truth.

This is what happens after years of spaying and neutering.

I might do it if I were really old. Is it better to be dead than undead?

I hope someone tells Rovell that this hack Breer is starting to infringe on his turf.

It’s hard to kick ass at life when you’re living in your mom’s basement. Oh... I misread his last name as Commenter.