You should've lead with something similar to your final two paragraphs. Some idiots will read this and conclude that they should turn to the healing power of crystals

I think many fictitious things, then I grab my beer, go back to the couch, unpause, and debate with myself whether episode V is still my favorite when I factor in the novelty of episode IV. It's a cruel cruel fictional life we live on the internet.

Switch teams around 35, did ya?

Wow, Chris Brown is gonna be hella disappointed when he finds out beating cancer isn't what he thinks it is.

Are you seriously implying that airlines care more about your wellbeing more than TSA agents? Not saying that TSA agents care, but to imply that some faceless corporation cares about you is just naive and stupid. They care about your money and nothing more, which is why when they get it they don't hesitate to screw…

cool, I need something to go into my #3 weather app folder

For anyone who's played BioShock, these words will mean something more:

Companies like Autodesk have openly acknowledged that they won't go after the hobbyist user who downloads Maya or SoftImage because they'll either give up because it's honestly overwhelming at first glance, or they'll learn enough to become a pro and be able to afford it anyway.

You are making the claim that non-GMO food can cure autism. There is a wonderful quote from Carl Sagan that "extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence".

The fact that you're in tech is probably why you don't understand how science works, tech is a subproduct of science and it advances in a way that's very, very different from science.