Did you get your money back? How did that happen?

One time, I attended a boxing match, and a hockey game broke out!!111

I can't wait till the racists explain that it's apples and bananas.

But he's not a thug.

Stanford thug

Except on Twitter, where the accepted way of calling someone the n-word is just to, you know, use the n-word.

...Because we're dope?

Yeah, but just to be sure we're clear...White dudes get a LOT more room to be self-promoting blowhards.

Wrong Graphic Is Wrong, Graphic

Hey, moron, it's a pun on his last name. Don't be an asshole while also being stupid.

Frenchman Arsène Wenger, manager of Arsenal, was recently asked about his old player Anelka's gesture.

If she starts putting her hair over her ear, THAT MEANS SHE WANTS A KISS.

I'm much more inclined to amorous behavior if a gentleman asks me to waltz.

That's not how you spell "chode."

Wow, Chris Brown is gonna be hella disappointed when he finds out beating cancer isn't what he thinks it is.