Reuters reported this past July that Donald Trump was considering nominating Hamm as energy secretary if he wins the election

Hey now, I used to work in the service industry and I’ve NEVER* met a server who would be willing to drink untouched booze or eat untouched food.

“Every onerous regulation puts American lives at risk.”

It’s from the sequel 2084: Everything’s Still Fucked, it’s called asspeak.

Last time I tried to deposit a billion dollar check at my bank, they had security forcibly escort me from the premises. That is no way to treat a billionaire. It won’t do, I say!

i see what you’re saying, and also i’ll probably watch it.

He’s just not attractive enough to feel attainable—not like a Brad Pitt who would make you nervous—and his grammar and diction are sex.

HE IS BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT AND BROODY AND THINKING AND JUST SO VERY VERY. PLEASE TAKE THIS COMMENT BACK AND APOLOGIZE

Yeah, but can she hope to fill the shoes of two-time Super Bowl halftime performers, Up With People?

I hate to “actually” you, but the correct terminology is “football rink.”

its a football pitch, not a football field. thats why the man who throws the ball at the other men is called a pitcher.

Yes!!!! I eat like that, too, Gilmores, but it’s why my doctor feels the need to discuss the weight loss programs available through my insurance every single time I go in. Yes, even that time I just needed some antibiotics for my ear infection.

I’m pretty sure there are pornos out there shot in apartments nicer than mine.

I wish she would write the same paper and demand for they publish a response (since they opened the debate) that includes a graphic description of chunky period discharge.

You know what’s frustrating?

To late:

Let’s lure him into a big office with a huge leather chair and an inside out cat to stroke- he gets to think he is a super villain a la Bond, we can lock him inside and tah dah, everyone is happy. Even this little turd.

*sigh*

A one bedroom home that costs $1.27 million......... goddamn it.