Liz: I don’t want to hear about your job, Dennis.
Dennis: One word: coffee. One problem: where do you get it?
Liz: Anywhere! You get it anywhere!
Dennis: Wrong! You get it at my coffee vending machine. 38th & 6th in the basement of the K-Mart. You just go downstairs, you get the key from David and BOOM! You plug in the…

i like it, sort of a variant of hbo go.

I'm sorry, Kim and Tay are both losers in this sitch, North clearly rocked this look better than both of them.

It would’ve been fine if he said it that way, but he said “multi-racial models only” which in our community is code for “lightskinned only”, thus the outrage. I feel like he might have done it on purpose though just to drum up controversy.

my conspiracy theory is that idris elba and t.swift are working together to bring down hiddleston to clear the way for elba bond.

Related: A woman makes a career out of saying that women shouldn’t have careers. What the hell? Why was it ok for her but no one else?

Also a truly titanic sense of privelage blindness. All the messages she had about a “woman’s place” and her own family and professional experience were only possible due to the comforts of how affluent she and her husband were. Yet she would hold that up as the ideal for women who had many fewer resources and options…

DO buy beer from Schlafly - her nephew owns it, and he is a huge Democrat and supports the arts and Forest Park and the STL public schools and so many other wonderful things in STL. His aunt was a hateful old woman, but he is the opposite! Give him a hand, and enjoy some great beer!

Can’t wait to get yelled at by spoiled rich people and office drones as I'm on my 10th hour on my feet as I labor on Labor Day. I burn this holiday in effigy.

What in the world is a garlic festival and where do I get one

I’m having new garage doors installed today and my electrician is here doing work as well, so I plan on wearing a black dress and veil all weekend and weeping over the state of my checking account.

wtf is going on here

I’m going to thank labor unions for the fact that I won’t be working on Labor Day but will still get paid for a full day’s work - and I’m not even a member of a union, just a worker that gets to enjoy the paid holiday benefit unions fought for!

hey everyone, this guy above have created 4 or 5 burner accounts and spammed my account all morning (he’s left over 70 comments harassing me, misgendering me, and calling my rape a lie.)

I'm finalizing my Taco Truck business. Now's the time considering there will be a taco truck on every corner if Hillary Clinton becomes president! Huzzah!

None of these options are “sleep for 72 hours straight”, so. Thanks, but not for me.

My wife and kids are visiting my BIL 8 hours away, it’s the first time in 5(?) years that I’ll have the house to myself for more than a few hours. I had no idea what to do until seeing this list, I’ll definitely be making a kite now. Thanks Bobby

I have no plans this weekend, so I’ll probably just go down to the local bar for a few drinks and hold them up at gunpoint until they put on Carol.

“Crush a man” doesn’t appear anywhere on this list, and therefore it is invalid.

She spent more time in prison than Brock Turner. Let that sink in.