LOVE “Bad Girl Emily.”

This is what my husband and I are fighting about right now!

I about once a year grocery store with the sole intent of buying absolute shit food. I won’t even buy that much, but am always reminded on the GG quote:

I was a bartender on an army base and I was super surprised to learn that I needed a higher security clearance than most civilian employees... until I really thought it through and realized I was sitting there night after night with drunk lonely people some of whom had access to classified information.

Well, there’s always politics. God knows you already have a law.

They look like the average guy producing this tv show wants to date.

It could be worse - you’ve probably never heard of this guy, who wrote a memoir as an NFL rookie at age 24!

Went to a game at FedEx last year, decided to park offsite and walk in, only problem was we had 4 cases of beer and a handle and the parking lot is fucking huuuuuge, probably would have been well worth paying to park, but I’m a man of principle.

That’s the face of a man seriously considering divorcing his wife because of who she chooses to be friends with.

The Notebook 2, Electric Hiddleloo.

This is Tom Cruise-Jumping-on-Oprah’s-couch weird. Maybe the truth is they’re both Scientologists?

She and Taylor hung out in Australia where Lively was shooting a movie and Taylor was... touring? visiting a boyfriend? I think Lively made her a birthday cake and it was on instagram?

I have theories on this!

They’re so boring that none of the possibilities or outcomes makes a difference. It all ends meh. But ... did she use the fake relationship to get people to focus on that and less on her new boob job?

I hope it’s real, because when he decided to wear that I heart T.S. wife-beater in full view of the paps his image took a hit. If the rumors are true that he’s gunning for Bond, I think he’s going around it the wrong way. As I’ve said before, Tom is coming off as too thirsty, and Bond IS NOT thirsty. If he is gunning…

Honestly I don’t see this one ending well for either of them unless they dial it back to look like an actual “A-list” relationship

OMG, Ryan Reynolds’ face in that picture.

I have so much inside info from this party, or at least as much as you can gather from being tried inside a pop star’s womb. Taylor at a corner of a watermelon rind and complained that it was “too spicy” and then spent 20 minutes smelling someone’s shrimp barbecue skewer. She then said she felt “stuffed.” I heard a…

Yes, this is the part that I think really takes the cake (as if the rest of this shit cream monstrosity wasn’t bad enough). I had a fetus diagnosed with an incurable heart defect at 20 weeks. On the worst day of your life imagine being given three choices:

Definitely. I’m currently incubating one myself and this kills me. We had a blood test done right at the end of the first trimester (can’t really get it done much beforehand) and of the genetic anomolies it screens for, Down’s is the best case scenario. All of the others are a death sentence if not in the run up to…