Well he wouldn't be so ill prepared if he just did a little Homework.

I exaggerate for effect. I'm sure you're ok. My grandma dislikes dogs and I love her so I'm obviously full of shit and untrustworthy myself.

One of the only true constants I've found on this planet is that anyone who dislikes dogs is a garbage person and a piece of shit not to be trusted.

I saw that Trumpkin tweet too, but I'm not letting those fuckfaces stop my Die Hard viewing tradition. I've been watching it every Xmas eve for 26 goddamn years now-the tradition began in my childhood bedroom in 1990 with a VHS copy viewed on a Zenith VCR/tv combo-and I'm not going to stop just because some assholes…

Take me to your dealer because I need some of what you're smoking if it makes this boring slog appear to be amazing.

It could be a porn name.

I just watched Minority Report and Catch Me if You Can last week for the same reason-prepping for Blank Check. I still enjoy CMIYC, but was mildly disappointed in Minority Report. I remember liking it when I saw it at the theater 15 years ago (or whenever it came out), but a lot of it irked me this time. Obviously…

How about a sequel to Silver Spoons- Pewter Plates? Golden Goblets?

I don't care about TWD at all, but now I want to eat a greasy cheeseburger while I stare at images of Catriona Balfe.

Yep. I can't believe spell check actually changed something to fuck! I usually go batshit when it inevitably changes all my swears to "ducking" or "mother sucker"…
Although, I am pretty drunk, these books are looking awful fancy….

I didn't know he died either.
I agree about Cena. He was the one of the only things I liked in both Trainwreck and Sisters. He can have great matches, but his superhero overness is too much-I would like to see him booked against Reigns in an "Immovable Object/Unstoppable Force" match.

I think that checks out. Call the Doctor might be a little more consistent, in that there aren't any real lows, but it's highest high for me is either the title track, or Stay Where You Are, and neither of those (admittedly awesome) songs are quite as punchy as the highs from Dig that you mention.

Now I want to see a WWE films remake of Dirty Dancing. But who should they cast? Sasha and Ziggler? Renee and Dean? Cesaro and Sheamus?

I've seen them 3 times over the years and imo they absolutely are a "plop $200 band", but they're in my top ten bands all time list so I might be biased. They fucking wail though. Worth every penny

They're both pretty bad-ass, but I think I agree with ya. I might have to spin them now just to check.

The only newer media I consumed this weekend were the unanimously beloved (rightfully so) "We Got It From Here….Thank You 4 Your Service" and "Awaken, My Love", which I have been listening to repeatedly since their respective releases. Otherwise, I was mostly in the mood for older familiar classics that I hadn't heard…

I packed my common sense, but the damn airline lost my luggage!

Yeah, I think steam was hissing out of my ears by the end of that episode.

Trips needs to change his gimmick to Raúl Hearst Helmsley immediately.

There are actually 3, if you count Jerry Jones and Vince McMahon.