Too many to name. Off the top of my head though I would go with the original Dolly Parton version of "I Will Always Love You", Eno's "Needle in the Camel's Eye", The Beatles "Something", and too many Al Green, Curtis Mayfield, Aretha Franklin and Sam Cooke songs to list.

Too many to name. Off the top of my head though I would go with the original Dolly Parton version of "I Will Always Love You", Eno's "Needle in the Camel's Eye", The Beatles "Something", and too many Al Green, Curtis Mayfield, Aretha Franklin and Sam Cooke songs to list.

Too many to name. Off the top of my head though I would go with the original Dolly Parton version of "I Will Always Love You", Eno's "Needle in the Camel's Eye", The Beatles "Something", and too many Al Green, Curtis Mayfield, Aretha Franklin and Sam Cooke songs to list.

"Fat" can be the new "Star Spangled Banner", and "Eat It" can be the new "America, the Beautiful". I don't know what we'll do with "Lasagna".

Weird Al is a goddamn national treasure. We should let him write a new anthem that everyone can agree on.

He probably thought certain things were, like, far out and uh, groovy and was likely against the war in Vietnam, dig?

Hendrix wasn't even a good interview subject when he was alive and speaking for himself. He was a notoriously shy introvert with a head full of psychedelic chemicals. I can't imagine a worse idea. I have to read this.

This sounds awful and yet I'm tempted to check it out just to see how horrible it is. It seems like it could be entertaining enough in its badness to warrant a hate-read.

I'd say that's probably the case. Harmon and Tompkins were both aiming for laughs, whereas it sounds like this is striving for something more high-minded, and failing miserably.

I don't blame you, I'd brag too.

You ain't kidding. Those things are heavy. I was tempted to leave the hunk of junk in that attic rather than break my back lugging it out but I moved it anyway.
I dropped it off at the nearest Goodwill-which was pretty shitty of me as I doubt it still worked (and who would want it even if it did?).

I keep getting older but my references stay the same age. No… wait, that's not right. My references all get older too. Dammit.

Sounds like a class act. Got his number?

My mom got suckered into buying a Kirby back in 86 or 87. I don't know why she bought it. She hated the damn thing and only used it a handful of times before she stuck it in the attic out of sight.
The sad fucker was still there collecting dust when I helped my parents move two summers ago.

That's not a knife. THIS is a knife!

No offense to SOA (well maybe just a little), but I think you meant "that was Deadwood's Dayton Callie."

My ignorance of cats shines through. I like cats just fine, but I've never had one. How bout Siamese, is that a breed?

Hey, give that shaved monkey the respect he deserves. You have to be at minimum an Operating Thetan level VII to pull off a stunt like that.

There were no s'mores, but there were plenty of Cool Ranch Doritos ® and Funyuns®

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