We're gonna need a bigger bottle of lube.

Both of these women are awesome. That is all.

Excuse me, but doctors prefer the term fecal culture, and recommend one be collected and analyzed if you are experiencing symptoms of a chronic, persistent digestive problem.
*straightens glasses and spills beaker of poop on lab coat*

The fact that there are people that think Devo was a one hit wonder makes me both sad and irrationally angry.

I know, truth be told I did rip it off years ago when Limewire or Pirate Bay were still a thing-but I'm not even sure what old pc or hard drive it is saved on and I'm sad to admit that I wouldn't even know where to get it from today. I also have a vinyl copy-so that should be enough to tide me over. It's not much use…

It's not great, but at least it has the incomparable Keith David-I could listen to that dude talk all day.

I had a Clockwork poster!

The movie sucks, but what posters would students hang from their dorm walls to connote how "edgy" they are if it had never been made? That sucker revolutionized the poster industry.

Absolutely perfect weather in southern ohio prevented me from watching much-but I did take a long hike with my dog at a state park 5 minutes from my house and listened to the entire Neil Young ditch trilogy along the way. I listen to Neil more than most other classic rock-I seem to be immune to getting sick of him the…

Oh it can get worse, you have seen the list of Browns starting QBs since they returned to the league, right?

Meee-oww.

As long as none of these perverted arts involved the puppies or kittens I'd be fine with it.

Another change I made in my routine a while back was to never check any social media before I leave the house. I used to pull up fb or Twitter on my phone before my feet even hit the floor upon waking-so most days I would be irrationally angry before I'd even taken the morning piss.

These should be required by law-with an addendum allowing for a puppy substitute when necessary.

I quit watching the news in the morning a couple years ago and it was the best decision I've ever made. I'm not a morning person anyway, and I found that listening to the gibbering anchor idiots every day increased my daily rage factor exponentially.

You're tough but fair. Tbh I feel the same way, I was simply surprised nobody else had mentioned it as it had some funny moments-far more than France Ha or many of the other questionable choices on these lists. I thought Edward Norton was pretty funny and the rest was pretty "meh".

Too bad unintentional comedy doesn't count, because I laughed more watching The Happening than I did during most movies this century.

Yeah, it's not perfect by any stretch, but I found it funnier and more engaging than probably a third of what made the original top 50 list. There were more obvious omissions, but I was surprised nobody had mentioned it at all-at least not in any comments I read.

I haven't seen much love for 50/50 or Birdman in the comments here or on the original list.
Also, I have seen it mentioned by several others, and I too find the lack of animation on either list baffling-I laughed more at the first couple minutes of Doug the Dog in Up than I did during many of these films entire…

Walter, remember when the world was young
And all the girls knew Walter's name?
Walter, isn't it a shame the way our little world has changed?
Do you remember, Walter, playing cricket in the thunder and the rain?
Do you remember, Walter, smoking cigarettes behind your garden gate?
Yes, Walter was my mate,
But Walter, my old…