Aww Shucks.

It's actually quite easy to insult the French without cursing and there's nothing the cheese eating surrender monkeys can do about it-even if they wanted to. Their Gallic laziness combines with their Latinate voluptuousness with the result that they would rather eat and make love with their faces than fight.

"DE WANGO TANGOOOO! But seriously… I hate all aliens."- Ted Nugent

I always assumed the gentleman's F was "making love".

Maybe "morale" meant something else back then.

Yep, some of the smaller ones can be. The rest are British caricatures who all speak with a mixture of Cockney slang and the usual zombie grunting nonsense. Except for the leader Zombie. His name will be Xerxes and he will be a 12 foot tall hairless Persian androgyne.

Here's my idea: instead of 2,500 Continental soldiers dying of starvation, disease and exposure at Valley Forge in the winter of 1777-78 we will have at least 25,000 dying gloriously stylized deaths in lethal combat with legions of ice zombies while GW fights a brutal hand-to-hand battle with Bizarro GW on a…

"I was making movies about women breaking out of prison 40 years ago, some say I started the feminist revolution. Ever see Caged Heat?" - Roger Corman

Ha. I missed that. I'm not sure if that's what all the teenagers were doing back then or not. I was just a free spirit I guess.

On a related note, I recently found a barely worn Charlotte Hornets Starter Jacket in my parents attic (helping them move from my childhood home). I had a couple others that I wore often and subsequently wore out or lost, but I somehow forgot about this one. Talk about nostalgia.
You know what they say about the…

We were pegging in Ohio until ~'92 or '93 as well. I also seem to remember people wearing hideous braided belts tied into stupid knots around the same time.

Heroes Reshod

"Beatles? Tyga?…. don't any of these musicians know how to properly spell species names? Am I surrounded by idiots?" -Carl Linnaeus on his deathbed

What kind of sick fuck smiles at work?

Who said romance is dead?

Wow….uh…nobody has ever said yes to seeing my doggie pics. Now I'm all verklempt.

You'll find that the door is locked from the outside. How about we look at some photos of my dog standing near barrels?

It's really not that neat of a trick. My 10 month old puppy imbibed a small half barrel I repurposed as an herb garden and it was a fucking mess. She didn't actually drink the barrel, but she didn't really chew either so close enough. Now she shits mulch.

I only eat barrel-aged cheeseburgers. The flavors really pop after 2 months fermenting in my hand carved American chestnut barrels. I know it can be difficult to find American chestnut due to the species extinction, but I have a wood guy who has a stockpile of dry-aged chestnut that his great grandfather cut during…

Aww, it thinks I has a brain. Jokes on you fatboy.
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