Orange really is the new black- I see it now.

They look like snakes unhinging their jaws, about to chomp on some prey.

GOD HE WAS SO FUCKING HOT IN THIS HELP

Because something is very wrong with me, I have been counting down the days until Guidice reported to prison and the first thing I did this morning when I got online was look to see what had been written about it. Then I got kind of happy.

it was already done before TARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well the "is this supposed to be a problem?" makes you sound a lot like a self-righteous dudebro, especially when no one said it's a problem.

Bahahaha! :) No, I was really trying to understand why the original post made it seem like he'd been found with a trunk full of dead bodies. The dude is predictable, but people keep acting like this is new for him. So, I commented- like we do around here,...and stuff.

REDPILLING HARD BRO

The girl in jean shorts is looking at that beard and is like, "do I really need the money THAT much?"

he didn't bring enough coke with him.

Well, at the time, she was ridiculed for wanting to better herself intellectually. I think she was quite bright, but poorly educated. And I hate the contempt people have for her — she was smart enough to create a persona that has survived well past her death. That isn't the work of a stupid person.

In the alternate universe where she survives to old age, I imagine her having Betty White's job.

I really wish she got a bit more credit for having intellectual curiosity.

You mean to tell me the cops didn't shoot the protesters? Amazing.

I know this sounds terrible, but I'm having a hard time feeling any emotion stronger than the frustration I'm feeling at this story. Is it a devastating situation? Of course. It's also a wholly preventable one.

I'm really curious what kind of hair-trigger loaded weapon with either the safety off or a similarly hair-triggered safety mechanism a two-year-old could manage to fire.

GOD DAMN IT. If you cannot keep a firearm secure and under your control at all times, you should not own it.

"I'm not really interested in being a sex object for feminism either, thanks very much."

How did you twist around that comment to interpret it this way? Lack of reading comprehension?

Sorry bad things happened to you. Slut-shaming me for liking sex doesn't fix them. Maybe if sex makes you so fucking uncomfortable,…

Having sex with other people and getting to know one's own body and sexuality through masturbation and self-exploration are very different things. The pressures that you're talking about are absolutely part of the very same narrative that shames girls for masturbation. It's all about women being sexual objects for…