Can writers on this site please stop talking about corsets like they're torture devices? If you think this, you've done no research into how they actually work, and it's obvious you've never worn one. You're just being judgmental for the sake of being judgmental.

That is one brave button. Hold fast, little guy!

See, but Tyga is one of those people I DO NOT want in my yard.

Yeah but my house has one major advantage over Kylie Jenner's: no Kardashians or Jenners live in my house.

I'm 31, with a master's degree, my husband is finishing up his PhD, we have a child, and we live in a 2 bedroom apartment. The American dream is dead.

"Why isn't a fly just a fly? I mean, we get flies come in the back door all the time in summer." BECAUSE IT'S EMILY FUCKING DICKINSON - English teacher.

Oh my god, Lindsay, I feel you girl. Everyone is keeps telling me my picture is totally photoshopped and it's like, no it's not, it's just the instagram filter. #needtodomyrootslol #myeyesphotographblue #mindykalingismybff #blessed

"Also, you have no idea what I'm saying because you were born profoundly deformed and died with minutes."

Did her photoshop/life coaching expert ever do album covers?

Are we going to talk about Anti-Christ? Creepy factor: 10

Still waiting to understand what an attorney for a fetus actually does. Can he decide what is best for his client? How does the client consent to that? What are the fees? Does the fetus pay them?

The real problem is that the people conducting the interviewers aren't always bright enough to ask questions beyond "Who are you wearing" and "How does it feel to be nominated". I don't like red carpet shows or Slavoj Zizek but I would watch him interviewing Oscar guests all night long.

Right after Gwyneth Paltrow won for "Shakespeare in Love" and her made-to-measure pink Prada gown blew-up massively in the world wide press. That's when it started in earnest.

I would devour him.

"you're a thing" baaaahahahahahahaha! I know dem feels!

After the babies were born, I'd sometimes forget about them—not in a leave-them-in-the-car way, but, like, when they'd wake me up at night I'd be confused for a few seconds. "What the fuck is that godawful noise? Oh, yeah... it's you. You're a thing."

It happened with all three kids. New babies are brain-fucks, man.

Thank God there's thigh gap!

Jenner's biggest accomplishment is that he somehow manages to be the biggest ass in that photo.

And not one of them worth a damn.

"Oh look. There's a new Robin Thicke."