If they paid (*read: pork barrel*) to study farts, they should contact me. According to my fiancé, I can solve the world’s energy crisis with my ass. I have cleared 3 rooms with one fart; being lactose intolerant helps.

Oil isn’t at $100/bbl... They have to go all Freddy Jalop and buy second (if not third) hand but they will run a Carfax first!

And 6 months from now we’ll see it on the news.... In the desert... With an ISIS flag on it.... And a whole bunch of dead people around it.

Especially when her name is Ethal P... Not stripper name at all.

1. Cars are built better so going 80/90/100 feels like 50/60/70. Hard to gauge when everything is quiet and smooth.

“Faptastic!” - pitching gay male moto racer...

Of course it is not a real Lambo... It’s not on fire.

Stop slurring; it is “a lot”, not “alot”.

That be mine at an auto-x. And no, my insurance didn’t drop my coverage. Thanks 21st!

That be me back in the day.

Bet he was casing them early on.

What’s the details on this event?

Just did my stepdaughter’s timing belt on her 92 LS400. Those that know, it’s a 10-15 hour job just for Lexus techs but here I was changing it out because it wouldn’t start and the crank sounded funny. Thought the belt snapped or the tensioner gave up. Did everything and what happens? It was a crank angle sensor and…

Private bathroom toilet paper at the Justice Department....

My 03 E53 4.6is has one button as well but it ain’t stupid to “sync” the locks. Drivers door unlocked while others are unlocked? Press button, the remaining 3 doors unlock. Want to lock the drivers door? Press it twice and all is good.

You’re assuming people that buys this has any dignity. Plenty of people in Texas has no dignity and if you ask around, you’ll find these people are also Cruz supporters.

Ummmmm.... My 03 X5 4.6is starts with “5". This article is a liar.

Person 3: now Jack, go drown in icy cold water because Rose is a selfish bitch and knew there was enough room for the both of yout’s.