She thought it was a Bugatti and tried to pull an insurance scam

Where does one pee and poop when trapped waiting for rescue?

This is why you don’t use chains bought at Harbor Freight’s Parking Lot sales.

From a network engineer description for how data network works: plug wire in, blinking, go surf web.

You’d have to add a Craigslist purchase, a best warranty find and who can do the most barrel rolls to the finish.

Why do I have a sneaky suspicion North Korea is going to be flooded with VW TDI’s soon?

And the reliability of a Mitsubishi manual transmission.

His hands are bigger than Trump's.

What year did the TL come in manual???

Texas technically doesn’t have a speed limit. If it’s a clear day and nobody stupid is around, you are allowed to go at a safe and prudent speed.

Hey, do we Houstonians have a Jalopnik meet at all??

Except for the assholes going 45 on the 59 HOV! Get this all the time on the way back to Sugar Land during rush hour and it’s always this one group of people that gets off at Hillcroft exit.

Anything ‘80's and Pontiac = automatic CP.

It is the monster miata of scooters

Ruse....

Maintaining the ABC isn’t all that difficult for a shady tree mechanic. There’s plenty of support and video on how to change the filter to the fluid. I would pick this up if I wasn’t so in love with my 4.6is X5.

Hard to garnish super car status with Z32 lights. Looks like it was built with overstock.com catalog.

Never knowing Nokian making snow tires is like not knowing Durex makes condoms.

23? that’s it? Try 33 in my 95 Bronco and gets 13 mpg on regular. The X5 4.6is isn’t much better at 19 city but takes 93.