I'm sorry but the first gen idrive alone isn't going to make me want one. Did they every offer an update so it makes them more user friendly than proving your wife is wrong?

I'd rather keep my 4.6is. These turbo motors.... just... seems... weak sauce to me when it pukes which isn't if but when. plus the steering. I like the connected feeling. I like it so much, I am wondering how I can make the drive-by-wire in the 4.6 back to the drive-by-cable. Something about having a computer do…

an over achieving insurance job. Probably was an Asian owner.

it's got a Euro front bumper because it has rear ended someone before.

what? No Neon ACR?

In my 95 Bronco, I call it my crotch cooler on a hot day. flick them all the way and the breeze hits right up yo shorts and drys the balls. as for the gf, it's the cookie cooler.

anyone who lived in the cold will tell you: heated steering wheel. I love/miss mine in the 540i.

Automatic transmission. Yeah, they were an option back in the day that should've never been offered. The demise of automotive enjoyment right there folks. Yeah rowing 7 gears isn't the cats meow but giving someone else the ability to know what's good for me is communist!!! Communist I say!!!

was Michael J. Fox holding the phone recording this comedy act?

What's FedEx going to do to respond? Strand a kid on an island with a volleyball?

why do you look like CK Louis' missing twin?

are these Kangaroos reenacting the Eric Garner's arrest video?

you know that MIT professor that said Americans are too dumb yadi yadi... he was right. And this is proof.

I'd get one except some of the examples by me have some sort of UUC garbage installed it automatically tells me the car is owned by retards and there's probably more hidden issues than advertised.

Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!

The aluminum foil rolls i get at Costco has more structural integrity than that car combined. Terrifying...

can someone tell me why the fuck did I just buy a BMW X5 4.6is for 11 grand when I could have had this Mercedes for less???!!?

yes on paper you would think it's a terrible idea. But in real life the intangible enjoyment of driving a luxury performance car cannot be written down on any papyrus logically.

Fuck the file, just use the USB power tabs to make a power link to the starter relay and hide the USB or take it with you. You will always have a USB with you (never know) and it's casual enough for would-be thieves not to figure out a USB is need to start the car.

dude just won the lottery.