Best. Reply. Ever!

i meet in front of the police department or city Hall

the scam is to say the flight will land at... Say 1:15pm but knowing it'll be more like 1:00. Been flying a lot lately and what's what I noticed. The flight claims to take 3:15 from HOU to EWR but we always seem to make it in 2:45.... Really fucks up those whose picking me up.

I treat every lane as a left lane doe...

Darwin: "Shit, I slipped on this retard."

Who's the bigger idiot: the jackass who stole the same car twice and got caught or the asshat that got it stolen twice.... By the same jasckass.

It just looks like a lot of afterthoughts were smashed together.

having lived in New Jersey for 30 odd some years, I can clearly say Houston drivers suck the most. Maybe it's the humidity plus the heat that makes them suck so bad. Maybe they're Katrina transplants. Either way, never seen so many asshats piled on the road at once.

this is why vacationers from Florida is not welcomed anywhere.

there was a video a few years ago showing a set of keys (like 5 or so) that can open any BMW of that era. Pretty slick and it was before RFID's were implemented.

this is worse than crack price, it's downright bath salt price.

it's dem Z32 headlights!

You live in Alpharetta in the Kimball Bridge section? I ask because my parents lives there and last I checked, a neighbor had 2 on his driveway.... one with overprotective-idiot-parents-wants-everyone-to-fuck-with-their-kid student driver sign on the back.

If it makes you money, buy. If it doesn't, lease. Got to know the difference between asset and liability. If it makes you money, it's an asset and you buy it. If it costs you money (like insurance and your home is one of them), it's a liability and you should lease (or rent).

proof no Asians drives a Taurus.

Mustang Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust

for a second there I thought this was NP/CP post. Either way, CP fo sho

i liked this more than Ronin

Rule #1 in life: NEVER meet your super hero. You just killed your mom kid... Congrats for that tear jerker.... Jerk!

My 95 with road armor front and ranch hand rear bumpers... With a soft top. If you are thinking about the soft top and aren't sure, DO IT!!!!!!! It instants cuts the weight down and you can go from covered top to safari top to pickup truck instantly without having to hassle with the hard shell. Just did the Ford…