There are guys like this walking around, and fucking Rudy is the guy they make a movie out of.

Are you saying JR Smith is Ceiling Dion?

I thought you had your own website for this sort of thing now, Bill.

Or, more accurately, when a new incident of her being attacked by him happened. Too bad this was tl;dr or you might have caught that.

lol @ the idea that capitalism and corruption are two different things

Your juvenile chauvinism, however, makes you attractive to 0% of women, gay men and horny sheep.

Congratulations on doggedly pursuing the point, and very nearly getting it within your grasp

It’s a baby hoop

Your argument is persuasive, but that is still a child’s hoop in the photo.

Root Beer was invented on the wagon trail from Independence, MO to Oregon City, OR in the 1820's. That’s where the name came from. It was ‘the beer of the route.’ Lacking medicine and actual beer, settlers invented a refreshing elixir that would cure everything from broken bones to H1N1. You may be surprised to learn…

Hi—I’d like you to explain the implicit logic behind the argument in this bad internet comment. You seem to be saying that rather than looking into whether stories are true or not, we should just take people at their word and run what they say. Is that what you’re saying? If so, what made you arrive at this position?…

What was the PR? Walking it out of the rack?

“Potvin” looks like a synonym for “toilet wine.”

So if you don’t sexual arouse anyone you have no gender? That must be rough for you.

shut the fuck up

Beatles don’t have a song called “Someday”; you’re thinking of Sugar Ray

He definitely did. The question is: Can he?

1. Louis CK is kinda wrong about “Common Core Math”.

The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation is a charity. The Chan Zuckerberg Initiative, LLC is a for-profit corporation. It may give money to charity, but they have also indicated that they will use it to invest in other corporations.

Tom, maybe you didn’t watch the video, but the Ravens were offsides. It’s a free play, and the results count only if the Rams want them to — the Rams accepted the penalty, so nothing that happened the last play actually happened. No play, no concussion. Case closed.