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I want to move up to Nashua, get a nice little spread, get some sheep and tend to them.

This is the sort of innovation one expects of a 7-1 team.

Nothing interesting happened? Christ, people can’t even recognize progress anymore.

It’s only “out of bounds as fuck” if you accept the clearly broken and untenable NBA rule book. That’s the problem with basketball these days; everybody is trying to protect what they have and aren’t willing to embrace creative solutions to old problems.

lol, you literally just did the longform version of #notallwhitepeople.

Don’t be a fucking idiot.

Sounds like the same variety I had. You get some surgery, a little bit of radiation, and you take a synthetic thyroid hormone pill the rest of his life. The badass neck scar fades too quick.

Scary as hell, like all cancer. But it’s one of the more treatable ones. Good luck to him.

I’m still confused as to how anyone thought it was a good idea to make a documentary about getting public money to finance a stadium, and I kind of wish I could watch it just to see how in the fuck they painted that in a positive light.

Yes.

Kevin “chin of fucking steel” Pillar has the best baseball chin. BAH GAWD it broke Troy Tulowitzki’s scapula in half!

You’ve just discovered every discussion on Jalopnik. I am so sorry.

Yes, driving 143 on a public highway makes you a bad driver. It gives you less time to react to situations that develop on the road.

Someone willing to commit felony sexual assault is not going to let a minor misdemeanor illegal bathroom usage law stop them from committing a more serious crime.

He’s right. That paper thin door is currently stopping all men from entering the ladies room.

Yeah I mean if Prop. 1 passes, we’ll have to remove all of the gender validation devices installed on all bathroom doors that currently keep men out. Imagine the headache that alone would cause.

Sorry bruh, left my copy of the unwritten rules at the stadium.

Who needs the playoffs‽

Maybe they can change their name to the “Washington Redseats.”

Rogers is Satan owned and operated, so they will always be the bad guy, in any scenario.