“we found that fully 20% of identifiable ESPN signups came from women.”

Isn't all math staggering for Curt?

It’s almost as if Klemko is a person to whom blame is deliberately and falsely attributed in order to deflect blame from another party, such as the NFL. Is there a word for such a.... guy?

“Seriously, you guys,” Kelly pleaded obnoxiously, without a hint of his own inherent privilege. “All hits matter.”

So that’s the key to getting result with an assault case on a campus. Be male!

Pretty typical of a Red to blame history on Bourgeois instincts.

“Low-hanging fruit really isn’t that funny.”

According to the article, there was a warning after Donalson was hit in the first. Later he was brushed in the third. And he was brushed in the seventh, the same inning Tulo was hit. So...That’s three HBP or high-and-tights AFTER the warning....soooooo FAIL.

I assume you are a Met fan from that name, but your optimism makes me question it all the same.

Don’t worry, gang. The greys will be FULL of Sixer fans who will tell you that you’re dumb for doubting this batshit genius plan of Hinkie, et al. Personally, I can’t wait for them to just start a trade exception at small forward.

To make it worse, Russ isn’t having sex with far, far more attractive people than you aren’t.

“Racial imbalances do not always disfavor minorities. Just look at the NBA, where the majority of the physical labor is performed by black people, but the ownership is almost exclusively white. Wait, what was my point?”

It must kill McFarlane that Trey Parker and Matt Stone are better at musical theater than he is.

man imagine a party full of dudes who are incredibly defensive of Ted 2

Hmm, yes, why bother reviewing something you have an opinion about?

because it’s important to tell people who like MacFarlane that they have bad taste.

I don’t think Deadspin hates Cleveland, they’re just shining a light on the deplorable, inhumane conditions inside the Factory of Sadness, much like Upton Sinclair did.

There is a possession rule of “did he catch it”. That’s really all there is. I mean, sure there are technicalities, but for all purposes as long as he makes/starts the attempt from in the playing field it is good.

How many Cavs fans do you think went out and bought Dellavedova jerseys after Game 3? Dozens? Hundreds? Hahaha, fuckers.