I guess the point is, what is the expectation for Ellen here? Would it have been better for her to scream “you are a war criminal!” at Bush and then spit in his face?

He’s going to get plunked in batting practice tomorrow.

Dear Mr. Smith:

Yes,  That is correct.  Unlike Alabama, the Phillies pay their athletes.

9 people from Toronto and no hits... what is this, Broken Social Scene?

Imagine not wanting to bring shithead trolls out of the greys.

Great comment! This is why I don’t pay for Deadspin!

He looks like if Zuck did the 10,000 hours Malcolm Gladwell thing but for watching Fight Club.

It’s nice to have a specific reason to consider a Warrior an asshole rather than the usual jealousy of their wins.

Do you also believe TV commercials? C'mon man.

In hindsight, I should have clarified “10. Steph Curry (Warriors win title)“ because “Steph Curry (Raptors win title)“ would be a lot of fun.

Yeah it sucks when people enjoy simple activities with other people 

Yes, it’s super natural when you’re bumped on the hip in mid-air to do the splits. It happens all the time! He definitely wasn’t kicking a leg out to draw a foul. Klay Thompson is a man of honour and great esteem, and is surely above such petty chicanery.

Man, imagine being too scummy an association for the Bruins. 

Shut up, ben. 

They both said that in December 1980, too.

“On Stark”

This was all very informative, but wouldn’t it have been more digestible in an audio format? Perhaps in some sort of file downloadable to mobile devices, and given a punny, football-coach-based name?

Hey, just a heads up, you compared a magnolia tree to a bud light commercial so you may want to check in with a doctor.