If you really have a problem with a 40 year old dating someone who’s 50, your standards are completely arbitrary and based on nothing. There’s nothing wrong with two completely grown, consenting adults - at that point, both middle aged! - engaging in whatever behavior they please.

“Boomer” actually has some sort of tangible meaning behind it. You’re implying the person is too old to understand what’s going on. Just like “Karen” is a specific type of “talk to the manager” person. “Woke” is just a catch all for “this person doesn’t like me!”

The article is fantastic.

I used to honestly think that Trump was utterly humorless, with the way he so often got mad at things that he should have easily brushed off.

“Not only is this thing I stole because I thought it was funny NOT actually funny, but it’s not funny because you’re WOKE, wahhh woke woke, everything I don’t like is WOKE, crediting other people for things I steal is WOKE”

Yeah, I mean the notion of older guys creeping on younger girls is definitely a thing, but I think infantilizing 27 year olds is a bit much. 

I mean, ok? 11 years means a lot more or less depending on the actual ages of the people involved.

I mean, I think “her 20s” is a pretty broad range. I don’t know that I would have too much in common with a 21 or 22 year old, but I’ve had women friends who were in their late 20s, and I think if there’s enough common ground between two people, 27 is a perfectly acceptable age to decide to enter into any kind of…

Breaking news: Cops lied. Only this time it’s not about someone taking a bit out of their sandwich or whatever.

This doesn’t seem like  C review.

Sure are A LOT of prominent Republicans who hung out with this guy all the time. Probably nothing to see there.

Why isn’t the left advocating these other things, which the right has repeatedly attacked and shut down every time the left advocates for them!?”

This is too fucking good. The whole supposed idea of NFTs is incontrovertible proof that you own the rights to whatever dumb randomly generated monkey jpg you spent thousands of dollars on...but they’re constantly being stolen so...what’s the purpose of NFTs again, exactly?

People always act like “good guy with a gun” means like, some kind of badass super marksman who picks off the shooter with one clean shot, as if that describes every gun owner.

The true answer is that every right wing response to gun issues is a bad faith one.

Make up your mind weirdo, is Gervais a hero for “telling it like it is” about trans people, or is he doing a satirical joke he doesn’t actually believe in?

“The point of the entire exercise is, at least on some level, an examination of the artistic process.”

Yeah, except a cruise actually visits interesting locales and has all you can eat buffets.

I’m not personally big on cruises, but it’s clear that people who retire on them do so for a reason.

It’s a testament to his own self-mythologizing that even people who see him for the fraud he is still tend to believe some of the falsehoods he’s perpetuated because they’ve become so ingrained (not a knock on you specifically, it’s really widespread because he’s worked so hard to build his invented persona as THE geni…