Yeah, spend a little less on fluff and pay the competitors, and everyone is happier.

A lot of the private cars were probably just paid for by employers moving employees. 

I’m wondering if they were military personnel coming back to the US after being stationed in Europe?

The megarich don’t buy things to use them, they simply own things for the same reason a poor grandma in Illinois hoards discount clothing.

Seemed like they were just good old boys and never meaning no harm.

Turn it into a gay cruise

That thing would make a fucking fantastic artificial reef.

I don’t entirely disagree, but real estate is far more local than auto sales. Some places will stay very high pretty much forever. Some places will crash hard. Some places have always been dirt cheap, some places have always been very expensive. The overall trend has always been up as a general rule, if not…

Good thing it’s sarcasm.

I’m gonna buy one and turn it into a mobile vaccine center.

Just like the McRib coming back when pork prices fall, this is actually a sign of cocaine prices dropping.

Can’t they just get whoever played Flexo to voice Bender?

Whoa, check out Mr Optimist over here!

What advantage does this automobile have over, say, a train, which I could also afford? 

I mean you can make fun of the guy for having a “toy” like this but you know what? This project has employed hundreds of people in the hard hit marine sector and will continue to employee lots of people for the substantial on-going maintenance that will be required. Captains, engineers, all the other crew, the ports…

Steve-O has been a random inspiration for me to keep maintaining my drug recovery (albeit a few relapses). I figured if that guy can do it so can I.

He looked like a total badass. The control of his weapon points to adequate training. Glad he’s armed and spraying our highways for justice.

Electric windows. You have to switch the ignition on, the button only moves the glass in 1 inch increments, and if you try to finagle it into the perfect position the auto up/down kicks in--unless you’re deliberately trying to activate the auto up/down.  Plus they break way more often.  I’d much rather have cranks.

Once again we have convenient narratives with absolutely no critical thought — a theme for both the far-left and far-right.

At least they showed the traditional redneck courtship ritual of throwing fish at one another to express interest.