The toddler in the White House had this to say:

Ah, I know why!
I’m an airline pilot and I am also one of the few captains qualified to fly into the Hailey aka Ketchum aka Sun Valley airport. We routinely fly a lot of rich assholes up there. However because of the specific challenges of flying into a box canyon, the minimums for approaches can be quite high leading…

Hand me the hammer, Jimbo. No. The bigger one.

“My neighbor across the street bought a Camry Hybrid this month, and I promptly made her regret her purchase decision.”

It’s basically Duke Nukem Forever.

“You’re all under arrest!”

So . . . a chubby older white guy wearing a camouflage baseball hat and driving a shitty Chrycorp minivan in the Midwest of America.

I’ve lit my marlboro cig with an IRS bill. Does that count?

Pebbles will live on forever...

is it just me, or have these aged pretty well? can i buy one of these without being ‘that guy’ yet?

I made so much money selling press kits on eBay, I wanted to treat myself to an E30 M3.

These are accomplishments. They’re the culmination of months and years of work by a talented team of engineers, designers, researchers, and others, and they’ve put immense amounts of work into putting together this event that you have been invited to.

What is this heavy? Is there something wrong with the Earths gravitational force in the future?

I was just about to comment and say most likely his top is broken and had no choice to get to work.

This is not a hero. This is someone frantically trying to buy milk, bread, and eggs with a r129 whose hydraulic top actuators are (typically) broken.

I’ll be honest.... I got my ‘14 CX-5 initially because of the AWD. Knowing what I know now about AWD and snow tires, I would have bout the 6 in a heartbeat. As it was when they were drawing up the papers I crawled around a 6 in the showroom. I almost switched right then and there.

The current 3, or the last gen? Cause the last gen was kind of not good. I test drove every single mid sized sedan in the segment before buying the 6. They really are that good.

Seriously though, who’s going to come even close to 10k miles per year in that car. The odometer doesn’t meter when its on a rollback.

Sometimes I wish I had taken the time to be trained as a BMW tech. Not because I ever want to work in a service department, but just so that I could confidently drive a BMW over 5 years of age or with any modification.