I’ve been mostly impatiently waiting for this. I love to hate WS. Thank you, kind sir

Naw, not accurate

Chris wins kinja forever

I feel like I have missed a meeting or something...have you guys ALWAYS known about all the different Haribos? Because this is new information for me. I’m excited, but also sad that I’ve wasted so many years...

Shit! How could I forget those poor little guys! They all need, like, all of everything! Sorry fucking stupid tacky wall, get in line.

Also sounds a lot like “People are not as stupid as you think they are, and will find a myriad of non-taxable ways to send dollars from the US into Mexico.

Right, so the cost of the tax of the import gets passed to the consumer, ahem, meaning WE will pay for the fucking wall.

I need to know what’s going on with Applesauce Dude’s life. How are straws a more available resource than spoons? I approve of the applesauce-with-a-straw hack, but why the fuck are there no spoons where you live?

I covet Erika’s messy bun skills so hard

hey hey hey hey now! you leave old overwatch players out of this. We are mostly very docile

Riiiight

I know...I kinda feel like there needs to be a “The More You Know” think for STL fans...this really is just a joke.

HAHAHA! I learned that too. Boys, in case you were wondering why nobody would fuck you...

It’s not next year. It’s this year. Nobody cares about next year.

Keep telling yourself that, kid

You brilliant bastards.

Can confirm.

No way! I lived in rural northeasten CA for years. Yes, it’s not anywhere close to urbane or sophisticated, and the majority of folks will vote for Donald Trump.

Will you please please please bring back the lip-reading baseball manager/umpire fight thing? or could you just tell me what Andre Ethier screamed at Dan Mattingly in the dugout that one time?

oh man, just turn off the internets now.