You are not fact checking and you are not hand holding

No.

Poor Bernardino. No one remembers the other R.

It takes a village lol! I didn’t even notice it was spelled wrong.

Right? And can we also note that the fire is maybe 6 miles outside of San bernaRdino, not 60? And that 34,500 homes have been EVACUATED, not damaged?

It doesn’t mention them because no one cares

What, in the ever-living fuck, is going on with the headline? I know, I know, all the cool kids are doing it, but yo, just no with this. Please, for the love of God!

Oh, they aren’t even a little bit special.

You might be my hero...

Your parents are ashamed of you

Get out

Eh, scuse me, do you mind if I shamelessly steal that “Nimitz class douche canoe” perfection? Because yaaasss

Hey are you by chance a Cardinals fan no reason really just asking

Yeah, no, man. Nobody hears “rape” and thinks, oh, yeah, plunder. That doesn’t mean it isn’t a technically correct definition, but currently, we all are on the same page that rape = sexual assault, not rape = plunder. Language only works because we all agree/understand what words mean, you know?

Sooo, I’m going out on a limb here, but you must be a Cards fan? It’s the charm. Total giveaway

Yes. Really.

Oh my god I would donate a spare organ for this. How can we make this happen??

I love this so so so much. Truly, you are doing God’s work

Welp, I’m going to believe her. Mostly because it isn’t in me to read this again.

I found it! She wrote about eschewing jargon! and needing intergenerational mentorship!! And ACTUALLY new work strategies!