St. Andrews is 10 degrees latitude north of Tacoma; it average highs are never above 60 (Tacoma anywhere from 71-78 in the summer), it has at most 25% sunny days (SeaTac 50-65%), and its golf course wasn’t carved out of a quarry 10-15 years ago.

Although flattered, I’m pretty sure Peter Capaldi didn’t give permission for his likeness to be co-opted by some Z-league football squad.

Some preemptive rebuttals for apologeia (taken directly from Fox water-carriers after Billy Horschel’s admittedly petulant whinging)