I'm spending the rest of the day helping a friend move from a break up, her boyfriend preferred scratching someone else's itch. I hate helping people move; why does everything bad happen to me?

QUICK DID YOU GUYS SWITCH BODIES

"Frankly if I wanted dietary advice I'd try to find a decent naturopath or consult a nutritionist."

Naturopathy is pseudoscience.

Dr. Oz spouts all sorts of crap that's demonstrably unscientific. I don't see what relevance the existence of other crappy doctors has to this discussion.

I was on the mother's side until I saw that she screamed and hit the women who reclined their seats. Those women are assholes and babies cry, get over it, but I don't think it would have escalated to a full on brawl had the mother not HIT the asshole women? Everyone involved with this story is the worst. Except for…

People who get cheated on didn't fail their partner in some way. Cheaters cheat for all kinds of reasons that usually have nothing to do with their partner. If people are unhappy they should work it out or leave, not cheat and then claim it's because of some aspect of their partner.

Thank you! I just believe that men also deserve to determine when and how they'll become parents. I don't believe that they should have a legal say in whether a pregnancy is terminated or not, but I do think that if a woman decides to keep her child and that is not what the man would have wanted that in an ideal world…

"If I were a guy, I think I would be unreasonably paranoid about contraception, because your control in the situation is so limited."

Not being an idiot, I'm aware that's the law. When I spare it any thought, I don't think it should be. Is it something I'm especially passionate or vocal about? No - bigger fish to fry. Woman's right to choose is obviously the much more important factor.

The ONLY reason I'm even engaging in this topic at all is because…

Cunt.

Friendship is fucking magic.

say dick again

See, the thing is, that's rather similar to saying that a woman who has sex and gets pregnant needs to live with the consequences. I mean, I agree with the heart of your point - men cannot have a say in this. But if a woman has the option of terminating a pregnancy for whatever reason, shouldn't a man have the option…

He's been a fan for 10 years, and I am older than 10. I am admittedly bad with numbers…did I make a very embarrassing mistake? Should I just pretend to be seven now?

Look I mean, I'm a dude, and I'm 33, and while he was still around when people would ask "No kids?" I'd reply with "Nope, just me and my lil buddy!" The lil buddy being, obviously, my dog.

We poke fun because Christianity and organized religion in general has a nasty history of substituting it's ideas for real answers, instead of a text written by backwards desert tribes who didn't have a single clue about the mechanisms by which the universe functions.

Nah. If my man had a Tinder account, I'd curb his ass. Sure, it could be that he's not planning on cheating, but most people don't wake up one day and say, "I'm going out to make it happen tonight" or whatever. It's a slow burn, most of the time. And while there are a lot of people who are okay with ONS, many aren't.…

your popcorn game weak, son