Ugh, yes! That too! Or you try to keep them, but you realize that it somehow means your ex sometimes shows up commenting on something of the friend in your facebook feed, and you cant have that, so you have to fade away.

Kanye West, an artist as complicated, heart-driven, and relevant as Nirvana ever was

You're not supposed to. That's what makes it a noodle incident.

One time I texted my husband a "sexy" pic when he was out of town and I received a long form text lecture about the dangers of the cloud.

Not judging anyone AT ALL, ok? But after all the assholes I have met in the last 30 years, there is no way in hell any man ever is taking even a semi-nude pic of me. I am way too terrified of this happening. And way too realistic. Every boyfriend is just temporary. :-(

The fuck??

I wonder why I even bother cleaning anything in my apartment.

Follow your gut. I moved from the East coast to the Midwest two years ago for my husband's job and it's been terrible for my career. And guess what? Our divorce was just finalized. He's one of those men that isn't sure about anything, now he's not sure about me. If I had to do it over, I would have never comprimised…

Here is the paper.

I had an ex like this. This particular trait clustered with similarly miserly ones, like being a cheap tipper, insisting that all financial stuff be 50/50 ("you owe me $1.50 because I bought you coffee yesterday"), and micromanaging who ate what when we went to dinner. Took me 4 years to extricate that one.

You know, I know very well that there are loads of idiots that use evo psych to justify misogynist ends. But data is just data. When I was studying it, at a small liberal arts college where we only read primary sources, my conference and the male professor were just as likely to come up with feminist interpretations…

You SPECIFICALLY SAID that you think science funding should go to applied research, not basic research.

Someone please get a science writer up in here. This was definitely not the best science reporting I've seen on Jezebel.

Yes, fuck science. Lets just imagine things are the way we want them to be and let that be that.

That is not only a dick move but downright sadistic. WHO MAKES A CHILD WATCH THEM EAT ICE CREAM? also, your mom shouldn't have had to pay for anything whole they were visiting you, considering you are his fucking kids.

What's the thing about single dads? I can get the other stuff, but single dads need love too!

Actual conversation from a week ago: Me: I don't know, he doesn't sound that great, lots of red flags in my head. Friend: No, no! He's so nice and never been in real trouble. Me: A DUI is real trouble. Friend: He's sweet!

Well to be fair, a lot of people get off on being sent on a religious mission. Even if it's only for three minutes..

My bestie can't smoke the weeds because of panic attacks, but he enjoys hanging out with me when I get high and then he designated drives me to get Taco Bell and/or grocery store cake and then I pay for his treats as a thank you. LITERALLY EVERYONE WINS!