To be honest I found myself more distracted by the emphatic gesticulating than the f-bombs.

Cats AND feminism. Girl knows her audience, then.

Graham's own crazy cat lady retort was similarly lame.

I'm sorry, have you been here before? You are going to get so flamed with the stuff you are saying I can practically read the responses in front of my eyes as I read your comment. You are pushing in to Nice Guy (TM) territory and you are about to have your ass handed to you.

You might not think killing to eat is not wrong. I'm not sure whether I agree or not. I guess the way I feel about it, killing to eat is not necessary. And I think killing without necessity probably is wrong? Other animals have the obligation to kill for food, and humans in this day and age certainly do not. The…

What part of the year is your birthday in??? Is it just after the holidays or something?

Hey fellow kiwi (I can only assume). When you said your relationship was abusive, and then you mentioned your little foster kitties, I got very worried, because abusers so often take shit out on animals, even if just to wind up and threaten their human victims. I thought your story was about to get terribly,…

However it seems to you would have to put in on the same level as a child to appreciate that killing and eating it is wrong. I think PETA haters have that same false dichotomy, either you're a crazy AR nut, or you're a normal person, who eats bacon, with no space in between for anything else.

Words I First Learnt From The Baby Sitters Club When I had a Pretty Limited Vocabulary (I Was Eight):

Chapter two was traditionally where babysitters described and explained the BSC and EVERY. SINGLE. ONE OF ITS MEMBERS. Even as a kid I realised how formulaic this was and used to skip on to chapter three. Mary Anne, shy, Kristy = tomboy, Jessie, black. I get it. Next.

No I don't think so (I feel like Kristy was the Lesbitarian) but she was definitely a proto-vegan. I learned about tofu thanks to Dawn.

Aaaand he's this guy's brother. No shit.

I did not know there was a substantial difference from person to person, and thought they all tasted vaguely of baking soda. Now I'm all excited for the possibility that my new man might naturally have marshmallow flavoured jiz or something. (I'm going to be so disappointed).

I believe that is the niche of ponte pants. I feel similarly underwhelmed about those.

This reminds me of a bit Doug Stanhope does on engagement rings - he points out that if a man is supposed to spend two months salary on an engagement ring, he'd probably do better to just take two months off work and hang out with her. I couldn't agree more.

The sexism is a problem, but am concerned with rampant display of product placement as well. What is this shit?

It will be interesting and different for a change.

I think it is the specificness of this one that makes it so intensely creepy...

That's what I found so amusing about this message "some girls find it interesting and different for a change". This idiot thinks somehow that he is UNIQUE among the unfathomable number of pervs on dating sites! "For a change" I think girls on OKCupid would prefer a genuine introduction and some effort spent getting to…

I have found the same thing after breaking up with an ex, we started out liking a lot of the same bands but our tastes drifted, and now I get to "keep" all the music that I was into and he wasn't. I listen to that shit, and it's my soundtrack, not "ours". It's one of the reasons I tolerate my current man's music. Just.