I once at a pot cookie at a party shortly after breaking up with my boyfriend. I don't know if it was just because I was feeling a bit emotional or whatever, but when I smelled the weed in the cookie (no one told me they were pot cookies) I just thought "what the fuck" and scarfed the whole thing. I'd never eaten weed…

Haha, I referred to mine as Irish Flush the other day when talking to an Asian workmate. I thought I made it up!!

This was nowhere near as bad in the N64 days. The handicapping in the newer games is really pronounced. It is fucking infuriating.

TPHMT

I think the fact I'm saying fuck the both of them shows that it's both of them I am angry toward. And no, I haven't moved on - I was with this person for over 12 years and we only broke up two months ago. I mean, he clearly has, but for me that's just not a realistic timeline.

Did you this?

THANK YOU. How hard is it to say "Fuck the both of 'em"? I would do that for ANY of my friends.

Just found out that my recent break up is now moving in with the girl he broke up with (and cheated on) me for. I am talking a lot of shit, just being a bit bitter and calling this woman a bitch, and my friends tell me not to "take it out" on her, but to take it out on him, as he was in the wrong. I'm not taking it…

SO with you on the out sourcing thing. I got passed over for a full time job that I had been doing on a part time basis for a year and a half. It's really hard not to take that sort of thing personally. The company I'm with now promotes from within, they make a big deal about your professional development with them…

I think you can fix this. If you want to. Good luck.

Jesus Christ you poor thing. While I can't offer much sympathy for the will issue, I just went through the emotional turmoil of the first one. I don't want to suggest that your husband is the same, but by the time I found out about my partner's emotional cheating, "real" cheating had already happened. I just didn't…

Something is up with that lion. If it is a male, where is his mane at? Also he is very, very stocky. Stumpy almost. I'd almost say there was some Liger or Liliger or whatever going on in there.

This is already a thing, but usually means straight like straight-edged, straight laced, otherwise doesn't enjoy partying or drugs or getting fucked up. Has very different connotations.

I expressed identical sentiments in my comment, right down to "then we'll talk". Great minds, yo.

Ok, make a pair of jeans that doesn't get progressively baggier with wear and require washing just to reshape, and then we'll talk.

Eddie Izzard regularly described his sexuality as male tomboy or male lesbian. Made total sense to me.

I believe it is caused by Old Lady Cat Saliva. Or rather a lack thereof.

Filed to: Nails.

I'm past randomly sobbing. Thank god. Now my sadness is just this thing I drag with me everywhere. That can be pretty awkward too.