That seems hard to believe, given how much of a space-cadet Alice is right up until the very last second.

Eric Schweig had DDL beat by a country mile in the hotness department.

The entire movie, in my opinion, pivots on the almost-silent scene on the cliff's edge where Alice and Uncas live out their entire romance from discovery to courtship to the end of their life together in the matter of a couple of minutes. That's one of the most amazing examples of romantic love caught on film.

In the book, Cora and Uncas have the romance and go over the cliff, while Alice marries Duncan and they have a daughter whom they name Cora in her honor.

My guess on Thomas its some kind of "conversion therapy" quackery, possibly medical in nature (didn't we see vials and a hypodermic needle in the preview?) for which he will suffer greatly, but in the end it will win him some sympathy and community as some of the other servants (probably tenderhearted Anna) come to…

RIMM: stop telling your female friend explicit details about your sex life.

Allegedly coming out on Friday.

I read elsewhere that they were reusable back in the day. Hygeinetastic!

Probably a lambskin condom, i.e a "French letter"

Emmylou exists on some whole other plane of human existence, I'm convinced. Her and David Bowie. They're never going to die, they're just going to be assumed back into whatever dimension they came from when they decide their time here is up.

Blondie's "Best of Blondie" on cassette. I saw her live for the first time I think four years ago, and it was like my musical life came full circle at that moment. I almost fainted from the excitement.

Mad Men.

Except that Pana Hema-Taylor looks to be getting some pretty steady work, he was just in an NZ detective mini-series, he's in a Maori movie coming out this year, and is filming or finishing another NZ heist series. Of all of them, he's far and away the best actor, not sure if you've seen him in anything else but he…

As long as we're on the B-player tip, bring back Donar, too. Heath Jones is hot as fuck.

I was thinking Ellen Holman actually, I saw a picture of her dressed as Harley Quinn for Halloween one year and she really pulls off that batshit-insane look.

Its definitely quite the name. He must have had a hard time as a kindergartener trying to learn how to write it.

What? He was just a warmed-over Spartacus, doing his speaking-through-a-clenched-jaw thing that he does. He was just as lousy as the rest of it.

So is that everyone except for Dan Feuerriegel now cast in the Arrow/Flash universe? Poor guy. Give the kid something, he's very handsome and certainly a good enough actor for those shows.

I actually like that idea. There are plenty of weird and spooky things that were wandering around in the mythologies of the Abenaki in the area, not to mention the Dutch settlers who brought their own stories with them when they settled. I would have been pretty cool with a MoTW-punctuated-by-Apocalypse progression.

And yet the ratings continue to plummet…