I think someone got fired or demoted in favor of someone whose sorority-sister's-cousin's-nephew needed a job. Last season was pretty focused for a gonzo show; they wrote themselves into corners, sure, but they were good corners and when it got crazy they doubled-down on it. This time around, they're doubling down,…

Last night read like bad fanfic. Boring, wooden, lousy dialog, angsty, too many characters, too many plots, too much nonsensical crap. The only good thing about it was Irving's resurrection. The actors even know they're being handed bad scripts. Beharie and Mison are good actors and they are electric when they are…

I think you misunderstood that comment. The reviewer is getting a paycheck for her work, which is why she keeps doing something the hates.

No no, I'm down, I mean I'd totally rather bang Asher than middle-aged dentist guy (even though IRL I'd be lucky to bang MIDG.) I was watching in a state of high agitation b/c my local channel actually did the right thing and showed President Obama's speech, so I was 18 minutes behind and was kind of blipping over…

Oh, I guess I misconstrued it, I thought they were having a quickie in the bathroom or something. Her bonking her head on his pile of law textbooks on his couch was a nice touch, I thought.

Speaking for myself, I would watch an entire show of Connor getting his swerve on with hot guys (then showing up at Oliver's doorstep sadfaced when he finds it all surprisingly unsatisfying). Each episode cliffhanger would be: does Oliver slam the door in his face, or pull him in by the necktie and rip his shirt off?…

Oliver can fix him/save him/make him change. This I will believe until I merge with the infinite. Coliver 4eva!

See, I think Annalise was pulling the strings the entire time. She told Wes knowing that he would tell Rebecca, and knowing that Rebecca is reckless enough to do something dumb, AND knowing that Sam was in the house AND that Same could turn violent on a dime AND knowing that Puppy would come to Rebecca's aid if need…

Oliver is Filipino so it would be fine adobo ass, but otherwise I mostly agree ALTHOUGH I'd think he should be a little more put out that Connor's raggedy behind showed up 6 weeks later, and after Oliver had already gotten his groove back with Sexy Black Spatula Guy.

Well true, but they made him sexy enough to be taking his clothes off and making out with another sexy dude, and not just hinting that he might have touched a pee-pee at one time in his otherwise celibate geeky life.

On a related note, I do like the way they've made the "Asian IT guy trope " a) gay and b) sexy as hell

I know a bunch of native Irish speakers, and all the womenfolk use the Irish spelling ("Ni") of the female-offspring-patronymic.

I totally agree with all of this, and take some heart in the fact that Fassbender is working on the Cu Chulainn stories.

Which one, Castle Anthrax with the naughty nuns and their grail-shaped beacon, or the one occupied by the French and their outrageous accents?

"She weighs the same as a duck! Burn her!"

Tina! Wonderful! The fruit… everything!

"You lost your birthright in one hand of poker?"
"I am an asshole, what can I tell you?"

She looks pretty petite in these drawings.

Kitsch did a pretty nice turn in The Normal Heart that was just recently on HBO.

Yeah, some people have that kink and once in a while it comes out verbally when we don't intend it to. I did that once, and killed the mood instantly. Like, seconds later — dead boner. Whoops. He I'm sure thought it was something far more sinister, when in reality it was Walter Skinner from the X-Files, over the…