Off topic, but this is a quote from 14 year old Rowan Blanchard. An entry for “Who Can Be The Best?”

Yeah Fox has some kind of vitriol sweepstakes going on, ‘tis rather bleak.

Is there a Who Can Be The Worst contest going on that nobody told me about? It would explain sooo much.

I hate the trend of having a fit over the trends of the moment and acting like your special because of it. There’s a sort of irony in this “I’m so above this, I don’t just do what everyone else does” that so fricking many people do. The trite culture of complaining about trite culture. If you don’t like it don’t do…

okay but i finally learned how to fold a fitted sheet and that was a proud moment

“Can anyone really be president, daddy?”

I think his people want him to lay low while all of this tough foreign affairs stuff is in the news, because it’s obviously something he’s totally clueless about. They’re probably hoping things will simmer down soon so he can get back to complaining about undocumented workers and Planned Parenthood.

The novelty wore off fast. He’s somehow both crazy and dull.

Actually, Trump is only supported by around 30% of the Republicans, not Americans as a whole, and his demands for registering all American Muslims already caused him to drop over 10% from his top numbers. He’s still at the head of the Republican polls, but that only shows what mess the party’s become.

Answer: “You tell me. You tell me.”

bring back ostracism. every presidential cycle, in addition to the regular slate, we also vote for one person to exile for a period of 10 years. it’s effective and often a lot more fun than voting for someone

Unless the media is willing to seriously analyze why and how Trump is resonating with a large minority of Americans, I don’t want to hear him. Of course the media won’t because 1) Trump draws viewers and 2) they don’t want to alienate any potential viewers.

Speaking of Stabby McStabberton where has he been lately? Is he and his team coming up with some new batshit insane things he can say to try to recover from his recent poll droppings which is also what comes out of his mouth, droppings.

Minor quibble - It’s certainly Un-American based on our Constitution and court decisions; it most definitely is American in the sense that we have a pretty decent history of this kind of thing - Japanese internment, 1790 Immigration Act limited naturalization to “free white persons”; black people were allowed in 1860;…

Made it 11 minutes without alcohol. Specific moments where spittage definitely would have occurred: open praise for treatment of Germans, Italians and Japanese during WWII, criticism of President Obama for talking a lot but saying nothing. There were other potential spittage candidates, but those ones were guarantees.

Why are we still entertaining this asshole? Why is he still given airtime to spout his garbage nonsense? Trump blathers on in vague generalities that he’s convinced are facts. We are not dealing with an actual 69 year old grown man, we are dealing with a petulant child that needs to be sent to his room where he can…

On behalf of my fellow primates, I’m really fucking insulted that you compared the noble orangutan to hollowed-out corn husk filled with ten year old radioactive grade D nacho cheese Donald Trump.

Hey! Orangutans are gentle, peaceful creatures, who do NOT appreciate being compared to the human skidmark that is Trump!

You guys, if I read Trump’s entire existence as satire, do you think it would help, or would it just make me mad because it wouldn’t be very good or entertaining satire?

“It’s worth pointing out, first of all, that no one, not even Lord of Outer Darkness Dick Cheney, thinks this is a good plan.”