1) “What a match made in whatever afterlife you go to when you make a lot of compromises in life!” A+

I’m so sorry you had to go through that, but I wanted to thank you for sharing your story. Even anonymously I’m sure it’s not easy. Your family is who these bills hurt and we need to tell these stories.

lol the whole idea of that is fucking adorable. they’re not even trying to seem professional, reasonable, etc. and idk the last time they did. don’t have enough fucks to capitalize sentences.

Too tired (mentally in general and emotionally in regards to this topic) to get into the details but learn about ALEC if you’re not familiar. They’re the ones that write fucking “model legislation.”

I snort-laughed. Well done.

Coming from an Illinoisan, I will eat my hat if Mark Kirk doesn’t lose to Tammy Duckworth, so that’s one seat that almost certainly will flip. I’m looking forward to it.

People throw around the “money is fungible” line to say that Planned Parenthood gets money and because government money frees up other funds, those other funds go to abortions... But actually we know PP is reimbursed for services, like other medical service providers. No Pap smear done, no reimbursement from Uncle Sam.

Coming from a fellow lady, I think it’s fun to indulge a partner’s request, for me it’s definitely a turn on to know I’m turning him on...... and I’d hazard a guess plenty of guys will reply to you and tell you he will probably find anything hot. But doing what he says he wants all the time when you’re up for…

“What if he said I’m going to kick her ass in the election?”

He was driving around Hillary volunteers in Iowa .... Not quite as heroic as usual but he is a busy bee.

I could totally go for an elaborate Chipotle-sabotage conspiracy theory.

SOMEONE, PLEASE: Honestly, because I’m a Millennial (yuck, okay, I get it) I was too young to observe this as it happened in the 90's.

The article literally says she was 7 years post menopause......???

Someone really needs to give JEB! some breadsticks and a cold beer.

I completely understand the moderate “ick” factor, but to be honest my biggest problem was whether it’s safe/advisable for a woman who is past menopause to carry a baby. It seems to have worked out but I would think that would take quite a toll on her (moreso than a regular pregnancy) and perhaps the fetus. Maybe…

I’m sadly pretty pessimistic at this point :(

I.DONT.KNOW.

I’m super confused about why the kid has a lawyer to help him avoid being sent back to the US because he’s obviously chilling in a Mexican deportation prison and how is that any better?

I think there are significantly more sociopaths and/or narcissists roaming around in our midst than we generally acknowledge.

Bitch please, STFU. Your kid killed 4 people and you had the genius idea to flit off to Mexico.