What kind of wack ass hetero normative shit is that. FOH.

Yes. That’s exactly what I’m saying.

Being a hoe gives you so much sexual wisdom tbh

This was literally #notallmen

The one that explains that there is such a thing as “history,” and how history imbues different words with different significance. You know, like how “girl” carries a history that “boy” doesn’t. Now that I think about it, that’s probably a junior high study.

Oh yeah. the only guy I dated that refused to eat pussy turned out to be a psychopath. I had eventually got him to... guess what I refused to do anymore!? and he fully became “addicted” to it

If a dude’s going around attempting to have sex with ladies but won’t go down on them, he doesn’t qualify as a man.

When I was 19, I dated a virgin who was ALL ABOUT eating me out. It was like a whole new world, as my previous boyfriend maybe cruised down there once or twice but I can’t even remember because MY SEX LIFE STARTED WITH THIS MAN. I ended up punching that v-card and he was a terrible boyfriend, but I will never forget…

If that’s all you took from Feminism 101, you overpaid.

I got ACTUAL PINK EYE! as in, a bacterial infection! I had to go to my doctor and tell her that some dude who looked like Chris Evans jizzed in my eyeball! I had to get prescription eye drops and use them during my favorite week of the college year, which encompassed both spring break AND st Patrick’s day! guess what…

mouth schuck my giggle oyster

How many nickels do you need so you can afford that remedial gender politics course?

Thank you. Why would any woman who likes oral sex date a guy who wouldn’t give it?!? Like okay, you don’t like it? That’s cool. Just go refuse to do me oral sex somewhere else.

Let me give you some advice: Lock. That. Shit. Down. Sometimes my husband wakes up and says something stupid like “I know what I want for breakfast!” and then go down on me.

Don’t speak for me, k? Thanks. Anyone I’m going down on can call me boy all he or she wants.

I have never had to shove a dude’s face between my legs, my dear. They thank me for the privilege, best believe.

Yup! Sometimes my boyfriend is too tired to have sex-sex so he just goes down on me and then we go to sleep. I’M KEEPING HIM FOREVER!

Don’t fucking tell me what to do.

Dudes, first time I tried a blowjob I messed up and got a wad right in my eye. It was bright red for two days. Guess what I did not give up on.