nobody does playboy anymore.

Like, did they pick today for the deniability later or what? This still feels like a wishy-washy statement because the people that ARE the problem will write it off as a really in depth prank

Nope. It’ll flop. Give me a hard question

I GET IT! Jesus Christ, it’s just a tasty beverage. I’m gonna die of brain cancer from my cellphone anyways so just let me drink a soda without shame

This thing is gonna flop so hard.  Wonder if it will bounce

Clearly he was killed in some Disney accident and the imagineers had to rig up a believable Animitronic. He wasn’t drunk, they just move like that

In chess if you flip the board you’re pretty much just out

So, he’s a walking talking reddit then?

*cough* wasn’t a joke *cough*

That is an insane price for this little set. It’s cute, but not THAT cute

Oh god, so much flopping, and the sound of my slapping flab would be deafening

Bevan said Marines had “cast a dark shadow on our law enforcement profession,” and called the parents who reported him “heroes.”

Wow, you really had to dig for something to complain about on this one.

Saying this as somebody that worked in a local game shop that had a mountain of these little fuckers cluttering the shelves

Let it die, let it die
let it shrivel up and die

Never. Spare them

don’t you see? They’re... uh...

They’re both cartoons!

Because Catholicism is a child sex cult

Not terribly surprised you don’t seem to be able to read

“Are we racist? Sure. But this specific time it wasn’t us”