Pointing out that Snake Eater was a homage of Bond is like pointing out that San Andreas is supposed to be a fictional version of California.

<i>Cannon isn’t rounding up folks and putting them in camps. Cannon isn’t sending federal troops to squelch protests, violent or not.</i>

Typical “what about?” bullshit. Keep deflecting your own prejudices there like that orange bastard somehow justifies it.

I live in the South, I’m screaming inside my fucking heart every day.

White people confuse me.

I swear, Jezebel will be the first site to say they were manipulated by Amber. When its really just willful ignorance and hypocrisy. Theres plenty to point to Amber lying and many here projecting their own experiences onto this case instead of thinking critically about it. 

Amber really cant claim shes tried to move on when shes given numerous speeches and written essays about the allegations. I wonder how feminist leaning media will handle this if shes shown to have lied. Id honestly be surprised if shes met with half the same energy Depp was.  

Counterpoint: In the case of an actual emergency, this president is the last person you’d want to inform until it was absolutely necessary.

You come off like the fun police

The only part of this news that I even care about is seeing really weird people express honest outrage about the rebranding

What kind of live do you lead that so much of your peace of mind rests with a racist syrup mascot. I saw one idiot claim this killed his childhood. What the FUCK was his childhood like if this…

This is what happens when you read an article at 8am before coffee. Totally thought it said “Please don’t buy” 🤦🏼‍♂️

“People are really upset about systemic racism. What should we do?”
You could make an effort to hire people of color!
“uhhhhhhhh, what else could we do?”
Donate to worthy charities!
“Uhhhhhhhh.... any other options?”

You really did not have to remind us that Sonic was kissed by a human.

Fun fact: All of the golf courses in the Golf game are the same courses from Wii Sports Golf, which were also the courses from NES Golf. 

“A Mysterious Slime Has Come For Washington D.C.”

“pioneers in law enforcement, guardians of intellectual properties.”

Not only are these underwhelming, his portfolio is rife with sophomoric and baffling compositional choices.

I would have preferred the name Friendship is Magic the gathering but this name is ok too.

1st letter: Hey, sounds rough, but stop beating yourself up, stay strong, your husband loves you.

Person 1: Your significant other moved on from their previous relationship, you need to as well.