When she first started popping up in the news, I admit developed a little crush on her. She’s ambitious, she doesn’t put up with bullshit and shes sharp as a tack. She’s not afraid to share her ideas despite the fact that she’s mercilessly mocked for every one.

But the way she scares old men, it’s downright sexy. They…

It’s hot takes like this that make me really hate the gaming community. Why does everything need the fun squeezed out of it?

Looks like a big poop. Mr Hankey shaped

*sigh*

Fine. If it takes down trump I don’t care. Maybe he’ll pick a decent VP for when he inevitably dies 30 minutes into his first term from being too old to be president

or the knee
You know I used to be an adventurer...

“After birth abortion” is going to be the excuse I make after the assassination attempt

Men: Always ask to see an ID. Otherwise you’re going to get blamed for the whole “She said she was 18 but he should’ve KNOWN” bs later.

Is it really easy to open themed stores and cafes in Japan?  They always seem to pop up with a new fad and then vanish.

How can you not include that horrific floating Freza animation? That shits hilarious

It makes me feel yucky

Oh no, don’t take buying overpriced heart-shaped crap away from us!

Wait, that’s what this is, isn’t it? Some BS reverse psychology trying to get the #boycottGillette crowd to spend more money as a protest to Galentines day. It’s marketing genius

It’s less actual outrage and more about popularity. Being on the forefront of today’s scandal bandwagon means more likes on twitter and instagram. Nobody is actually upset, but drama will always bring an audience

Remember those starbucks cups the right was freaking out about, this is the equivalent.  If instagram wasn’t such a huge deal nobody would be overreacting for likes

The old adage “If you can’t afford to tip, you can’t afford to eat” but 20% is a little presumptuous there. 15 and I’d let it slide but 20 is a dick move

Gita Jackson is the new Patricia Hernandez. I can instantly predict what articles are hers by the headline alone

Ok, in case you’re a parent and don’t know this, Roblox is full of pedophiles. Any FBI agent reading this should be planning a sting operation because you’d probably reel in just about every grown man that plays it

I swear to god the second the game was mentioned in the article I knew where this was going. Keep your…

update: She gave me her cold.

She just wants to rebrand her BFF as an alternative lifestyle

Platonic Life Partner?

No, fuck you. This is such a manufactured problem I can’t begin to process it. For eons we have managed to have close friends like this outside of monogamous relationships, you don’t get to rebrand that as some sort of alternative lifestyle. Jesus Christ people.

I’ve been taking care of my wife while she’s sick. She has a cold, but the way she’s behaving you’d think she was on her death bed.