then the ass puts a spoiler warning in the article. This was some seriously stupid writing.

Thank’s for posting that spoiler right in the headline and then tweeting it. No seriously, fuck you

I’d put “Pissed of Nazis” on my college applications. You know you’re doing the right thing when the alt right has a problem with you

Funny story, I introduced a friend to FTL at the tail end of a party I was hosting and he literally did not go home. Woke up and he was still playing

Is it really that hard to be in the public eye and not be an idiot? If I get more than a dozen viewers on my twitch channel am I going to start spouting racist shit? Maybe twitch is actually, literally viral and something is happening to streamers’ brains

Love it, love everything about it. Rippon is already a hero no matter how the Olympics turn out

FTL was just such a great snacky game. Something you could sit down with anytime and enjoy. Problem is, it was so addicting that I nearly always lost track of time with it and ended up staying up all night.

I’m really hoping for the same thing here, because that shit was awesome

Really I’m just asking if we’ve reached the tipping point between “aw” and “eww”. To me, this show is permanently scarred with the image of that creepy pony doll with the special “pocket” in back, so the show is forever tainted. I’m just trying to gauge the level of corruption my mind has reached

My dad is a retired cop. He told me that they used to have psych evaluations with word connotation, and that it wasn’t abnormal for an officer to mainly assign negative meanings to words that most people find positive. When they say “scout leader”, instead of something positive, you might reply with “pedophile”. He…

how many chances do these assholes get?

You decided to visit a site about gaming news. This is like somebody complaining that the Eagles winning the Superbowl was spoiled by visiting Deadspin

Imagine the day “Olympian” means “somebody who’s the best at a video game”

was bummed to find out the pieces were plastic

was bummed to find out the pieces were plastic

easy explanation, they died

He looks like he should probably skip that burger anyways...

Yep, he’s screwed.

Baby nuts don’t accept the truth. “I don’t want a kid” is always met with “you’ll change your mind” because for some reason kids make people unable to imagine that somebody else would want to live a different way.

I’ve started to realize “you’ll change your mind” is in itself the excuse they’ve told themselves because…

alright, maybe not lazy but easily overwhelmed, frequently depressed, unmotivated, disinterested. Really I just shouldn’t be given the responsibility of raising another person. If that makes me a bad person then I’ll just accept that

I actually use this excuse a lot. In reality I’m fucking lazy and would be a terrible parent but for some reason that’s not a valid excuse so I have to pretend I care about future generations

I would honestly enjoy a nihilist ad campaign for most products.

“We all die alone, and a lot sooner than you think. so have some doritos while you can!”

“Fuck life, Eat doreets”