Pfft, kids these days! In my day you were whatever gender you were assigned! I remember my gender sorting day. Nervously sitting in front of all the other kids, waiting for the gender sorting hat to make up it’s damn mind and shout “Gryffindor!”

Wait... what were we talking about?

I usually read it on the can anyways. This just seems like the logical conclusion

I’m a Nintendo fanboy, but with the Switch I’m never going back to the Wii U. I enjoyed it as a system but it’s almost entirely obsolete at this point. A few more “DX” releases and I’ll have every game I enjoyed on the Wii U

I thought the last name would’ve rescinded that.

Rescinding the award would have more merit if anybody had ever heard of it before.

VR porn is pretty awesome. Um, my FRIENDS tell me that

Do these idiots think that they’re clever for saying disgusting shit? Just about any one of us can think of horrible things to say. It’s not a skill, it’s nothing to be proud of. Hell give me 3 minutes with Star and I promise you he’ll need therapy afterwards.

I... what?

Ordered to complete his GED? Did I read that right? How is that a prerequisite to getting this guy off the street and away from kids? Also, “May” end up going to prison? He made a sex tape with a kid! WTF is going on in that courtroom?

OH MY GOD! REALLY? Noooo, not Trump. He’d never cheat at every single aspect of his day-t0-day life

I want to go to one of thse but I also don’t want to be one of “those” guys that go there and creep up the place

Buckle up Buckaroo

NOoooooo! Don’t make me boycott Monster too! I already had to drop Red Bull. I’ll have nothing left but coffee and that gets old fast.

We’re going to start seeing articles about every worse than average smelling fart at OWL soon aren’t we? Why all the finger wagging?

FUCK YOU JIM, I AM THE CENTER OF ALL CREATION

I was wondering when this would get to Jez. It’s really creepy stuff. We’re a few short years from having to trademark our faces

just needs the “Fair and balanced” logo from Fox News

I ran out of room after adding “well actually...”

can you say “cuck” next? I’m trying for bingo and I didn’t put beta on my card

Oh man, the comment section on this one is going to be awe inspiring. Trolls love memes most of all. The more offensive, the more defensive they get about it. In fact, let’s play “crazy manchild bingo”. Make a card with your favorite troll responses and we’ll see who gets bingo first. “CUCK” is a free space

I didn’t last year. Why would I this year? For the commercials?